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THIS WEEK......
*GOLDEN JUBILEE WEEKEND*
Looks like the Long Weekend Is going to be one we wont forget for a long time. The World Cup is in full swing, No Work for four days and Channel Four are showing one of Mash Up's fave programmes. Big Brother is sweeping the nation. Boring Sunita couldn't hack it and walked, unaware that one day later a Live eviction will take place.
As Her Maj celebrates 50 Years on the throne, the UK and even some countries overseas will celebrate in style, there are parties all over the country and nightclubs are banking on a roaring trade.
Mash up hope you enjoy the sunshine and the break and remember, it is very rare for an event like this to take place, and as sickening as it sounds it is a chance for the whole nation to just have an enjoyable time together.
All you need is love people.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Joseph Marple from Nottingham is the lucky winner of the rare 12" white label mix of Lazy/Where love lives.
CHECK THE UK CHART PAGE FOR ANOTHER GREAT CONTEST!.
Winners will be notifed by Email
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WELCOME TO MASH UP!
OI! OVER 'ERE
Its been a hectic first few days at the Mashup office, we have been reading your Emails and have made the site easier to navigate. We have also hired a new writer for our World Cup pages, coming soon. There are loads of new things in the pipeline for mash up. Thanks to our readers and Advertisers for your continued support.
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SKIVER!
Bosses are prepared for sickies as world cup fever sweeps the nation. This illness causes sudden bouts of not being able to leave the house, victims of the bug are said to be glued to early morning and mid afternoon television.
Bosses UK Bosses are expecting football mad workers to phone in ill on July 7th as England meet Arch Rivals Argentina.Bosses with brains are now aranging for TV sets to be installed in break areas. At Mash UP we would never advocate pulling a sickie, but just in case you are stuck for an excuse here are some of our favourites.
My dog died, Only a total meanie would expect his employees to turn up for work the day the beloved family pooch dies - mans best friend and all that! If he questions the amount of dog deaths at his firm explain that there is a nasty strain of Dog flu doing the rounds.
Plumber Call, We all know how unreliable plumbers can be, explain that you have burst a pipe and you have been given a timeframe of between 7am - 1pm, the time when most matches will be screened,just enough time to watch and pop into the office after. For added effect turn up with the bottoms of your trousers wet.
TV Repair, Tell your boss that the TV has blown up and unless it is fixed by tonight then your kids will go spare. He should understand. And if you can't watch the TV (BECAUSE IT IS BROKEN) Then he cant accuse you of pulling a sickie to watch FOOTIE can he?
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WORD OF THE WEEK
BUMBALINER- Pronounced bum-bah-leaner , this is another word for a totally useless person who like a use nappy is full of S*** !
****** THE MISER **********
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